Jake Terracina

If an Animorphs cover featured the redheaded guy from Arcade Fire morphing into a loaf of white bread, I'd be the second or third phase.


Rory Cooper

Hi I'm Rory and I just found out I hate the sound of my own voice.

Avery Green

Not only are we going to New Hampshire. We're going to South Carolina and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we're going to California and Texas and New York. And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan. And then we're going to Washington, D.C. to take back the White House. Yeah!


Jake Scoggin

Hawk Tobias in the streets, human Tobias in the sheets.